Tuesday, February 27, 2007
i was at the chinese doc yesterday (trying to build up my body's constitution - that's the word they always use right?) and there was this kid waiting for his mom. he was harmLESSly playing with the toys by himself. quite a cute little kid.
MY ASS LAH cute. na beh! i nearly got sexually assulted by him lah! the little prick! here is what happened:
i came out of the doc's office.. and sat on the sofa waiting for the nurse to hand me my meds/tonic. my fren tau pok was with me... so we were harmlessly chatting and stuff when suddenly the boy came up to me.. so being the nice and friendly person that i am (some wld be content to disagree.. welll piss off!) i said.. hello! and smiled... and that's when he unleashed the devil within. he smiled and then opened his mouth real big and came REALLY close to me.. like really close.. macam he wanted to steal a kiss from me. wah! he was literally in my face man. AND he REFUSED to budge from that spot.
i was so taken aback that i didn't even know how to react but laugh out loud. and i was really like leaning into my sofa seat. and he just kept coming nearer. so in the end... i had to try and curb my laughter and kinda like pushed him away gently... gosh!!! so horrendous! kids nowadays... the mom had better teach him well if not he's going to end up molesting or raping someone. he'll be know as the kiss stealer molester/rapist.
of cos mr tau pok being the good fren that he is.. just laughed and said oh if he was 10 years older he'd be on the ground witha broken nose. yah like that really helped me when he was attempting to sexually assult me. thanks for nothing. hahahahhaah (okie lah thot that counts right? neh neh ^_^)
KIDS! argh!! i really am thinking twice about giving birth! farkadoodles. ~_~
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